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buddha reborn

2015-07-12 22:00:06

Love buddhism, but this game sucks.

Escaping the Prison

2011-07-19 22:01:51

Excellent!

One of the best movies/games I've ever seen! Good work!

Psai

2008-11-28 20:26:55

Absolutely terrible

This is one of the worst games i have ever played. I'll give you the reasons, and we'll start with the problems of realism.

1. Why the hell can the axe cut the chain, but not the rope?
2. How the hell does an axe cut the rope?
3. If my hands are chained, how would I USE the axe to cut the chains?
4. I need a crowbar to cut the thin safety glass? Come on...
5. Why do i have to grab the axe with the crow bar? I can't just walk over and pick it up? i'm not chained to the floor, because i get up and walk to the door.
6. I can't just kill the murderer with the axe or knife? I need to use the saw? wtf?
7. What type of moron keeps a list of victims on his computer?
8. Why would this guy have an axe hanging from his wall- covered with safety glass like it was for a fire? HES A MURDERER, NOT A FIRE MAN!
9. The guy doesnt fight back when you saw him in half?
10. His computer is unplugged? WHY? The circuit breakers are out? wtf, is this guy living i nthe stone age?

Now, for the interface.

1. My hands and inventory are always in the way
2. The time is way to short
3. The killer sounds like a fucking retard with a dick in his mouth, or kind of like Barney
4. The death scene made me laugh every single time. i really hope this was supposed to be a comedy, but i doubt it was.
5. This is impossible without a walkthrough.
6. The game is so dark that I couldnt find the crowbar, even using the walkthrough!
7.Overall, the game sucked ass.

V-tech Rampage

2008-05-15 21:58:57

Excellent

Good graphics, good style. Did you make the sprites on your own or did you find them somewhere?

Regardless, it's actually pretty fun. Call me calloused and remourseless, but guess what? I lost two friends in shootings, an uncle in Iraq, a friend to a murder and then suicide, and three other family members to natural causes. You learn to get used to death after a while. It doesn't bother you any more, and you come to realize that the people it DOES bother are people who are caught up in society. 99% of you people will act like you are disturbed by this, when YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW ANYONE WHO WAS KILLED! You pretend to feel remorse, when you've NEVER EVEN LOST ANYONE YOU LOVE! You act like the author of this flash is going to "burn in hell". Yeah, for what? First off, the families of the victims will probably never even see this flash.

The best part, however, is when you people make up stories as if you were actually there. Pathetic. You expect him to remove the game? You expect that by making up a story it will solve this? THAT is a mockery to those who died: pretending to be afflicted by this when you are not. That's disgusting. The game is not - the game is fine and is not offensive.

Lastly, I would like to point out that Virginia Tech was actually nothing more than a fad. People waved their little college flags, and the flag was lowered to half staff. There are killings 500x this size all the time, but no one gives a shit. So back off, until you consider the fact that you are taking part in a huge social orgy. You don't feel guilt or sorrow, just like you are "doing the right thing". So tell me: why is it right to criticize it? Because "it just is?" Yeah, that's what I thought.

TO THE AUTHOR OF THIS FLASH:

Please PM me. I want to talk to you on AIM or something.

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